Christmas thread
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:35 pmHappy Holidays! hope you all have power & heat!
Where did that poem go?
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:35 pmPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:58 pmPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:01 pmKind of a scary santa huh? Like something out of a horror movie. 
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:11 pmAh, here it is:
The Winch that Saved Christmas
Copyright 1997 by Rich and Greg Lewis
The wind was quite heavy on one Christmas Eve,
Santa traveled by ground, behind schedule, if you believe.
He was cruising through California in his mighty red sleigh,
And said, "If I don't hurry, there will be no Christmas Day."
Blitzen turned around and said, "Santa, you won't fail,
We Reindeer found a short-cut called the Rubicon Trail."
They headed for the trail, but when they got there,
The rocks looked much bigger than they did from the air.
Up hill the reindeer struggled to make the sleigh go,
And getting around those rocks made the progress quite slow.
They tried really hard but there just wasn't a way,
To get axle articulation from an old wooden sleigh.
Where the rocks are quite steep, Santa ran out of luck,
Even with nine reindeer, he finally got stuck.
The Rubicon Trail is no place for a sleigh full of toys,
Santa sighed, "I've failed all those good girls and boys!"
"They'll rise in the morning, leave their rooms and say,
'Under the tree, it is empty, is there NO CHRISTMAS DAY?'"
They couldn't budge the sleigh, no matter how hard they tried,
Santa felt so hopeless he sat down and cried.
Suddenly in the distance came a loud clanking sound,
Like an old wind-up toy that's been too tightly wound.
They saw it come over a boulder with a creep,
A rock crawlin', mud boggin' CJ-5 Jeep.
Its fenders were dented, and its sides were all scratched,
The top had big holes that hadn't been patched.
But its tires were big ones, 35 inch,
And on its front bumper was a shiny new winch.
"If you're taking the Rubicon," the CJ started to say,
"Go with a group and get mud tires for that sleigh."
Santa said, "I'm sorry, I feel like a jerk,"
The old CJ-5 said nothing, it just went to work
The sleigh was unstuck and free in a cinch,
Thanks to that CJ and its shiny new winch.
Santa went on to fulfill Christmas day,
With the old CJ-5 leading the way.
Now many years have passed and the reindeer are older,
They don't fly very well when the weather gets colder.
But Santa's still out there every year without fail,
Fulfilling his promise in the air and on the trail.
On Christmas Eve, if you chance to look in the sky,
You just might see him in that old CJ-5.
The Winch that Saved Christmas
Copyright 1997 by Rich and Greg Lewis
The wind was quite heavy on one Christmas Eve,
Santa traveled by ground, behind schedule, if you believe.
He was cruising through California in his mighty red sleigh,
And said, "If I don't hurry, there will be no Christmas Day."
Blitzen turned around and said, "Santa, you won't fail,
We Reindeer found a short-cut called the Rubicon Trail."
They headed for the trail, but when they got there,
The rocks looked much bigger than they did from the air.
Up hill the reindeer struggled to make the sleigh go,
And getting around those rocks made the progress quite slow.
They tried really hard but there just wasn't a way,
To get axle articulation from an old wooden sleigh.
Where the rocks are quite steep, Santa ran out of luck,
Even with nine reindeer, he finally got stuck.
The Rubicon Trail is no place for a sleigh full of toys,
Santa sighed, "I've failed all those good girls and boys!"
"They'll rise in the morning, leave their rooms and say,
'Under the tree, it is empty, is there NO CHRISTMAS DAY?'"
They couldn't budge the sleigh, no matter how hard they tried,
Santa felt so hopeless he sat down and cried.
Suddenly in the distance came a loud clanking sound,
Like an old wind-up toy that's been too tightly wound.
They saw it come over a boulder with a creep,
A rock crawlin', mud boggin' CJ-5 Jeep.
Its fenders were dented, and its sides were all scratched,
The top had big holes that hadn't been patched.
But its tires were big ones, 35 inch,
And on its front bumper was a shiny new winch.
"If you're taking the Rubicon," the CJ started to say,
"Go with a group and get mud tires for that sleigh."
Santa said, "I'm sorry, I feel like a jerk,"
The old CJ-5 said nothing, it just went to work
The sleigh was unstuck and free in a cinch,
Thanks to that CJ and its shiny new winch.
Santa went on to fulfill Christmas day,
With the old CJ-5 leading the way.
Now many years have passed and the reindeer are older,
They don't fly very well when the weather gets colder.
But Santa's still out there every year without fail,
Fulfilling his promise in the air and on the trail.
On Christmas Eve, if you chance to look in the sky,
You just might see him in that old CJ-5.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:26 amAwsome Paul! I'm going to share that with my club.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:47 amsearch: Rubicon
Replace w/: Old Florida Road
Edit cali to read MA.
Replace w/: Old Florida Road
Edit cali to read MA.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:59 pmaxle wrote:Awsome Paul! I'm going to share that with my club.
Good idea, Bob.
Thanks, Paul!
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:51 amMy wife bought me a new superwinch epi9s! I finaly have a winch! Thanks to superwinch for making such an awsome product!
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:40 pmMerry Christmas!
All the snow is GONE!
All the snow is GONE!
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:59 pmBob we got to get your wife to talk to my wife!
Although one year I did get sheet steel for the Willys and this year I got a Craftsman Intermediate chest.
Although one year I did get sheet steel for the Willys and this year I got a Craftsman Intermediate chest.
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:35 amI got a mistress....for Christmas....
Nah, just kiddn'.
Nah, just kiddn'.
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:24 pmZaedock wrote:I got a mistress....for Christmas....
Nah, just kiddn'.
best christmas song ever